Feature Creep: Built-in Microwave; The Podcast
With a loose focus on design, and a heavy dose of absurdity, we discuss a variety of topics that we hope you will find relevant to your own life. Or, at least you might find them entertaining. Please enjoy.1
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With your consent, of course. ↩︎
Podcast: Thursday, Jul 2, 2020
Short, Tao Te Ching Chapter 31
Meg and Ned read Chapter 31 of the Tao Te Ching and discuss their thoughts.
Podcast: Monday, Jun 29, 2020
Speculation
Ned and Meg speculate with Damon. About what? You can speculate, or you can listen to us!
Podcast: Thursday, Jun 25, 2020
Short, Latin American Philosophy
Meg gives Ned a short lesson on Latin American Philosophy, or the short history so far.
Podcast: Monday, Jun 22, 2020
Ice Cream Trucks And Disappointment
Ned and Meg talk about a local Minneapolis hero with a special kind of vehicle that makes existential deliveries. We expound on art cars, lame covid-19 responses, and not being a shit. Wash your hands. Help your neighbors. Wear a mask!
Podcast: Thursday, Jun 18, 2020
Short, Deesplaining Flowers
In this short, Meg over-explains flowers to Ned and Damon. We discuss Graveolens and Geraniums and the differences between them, which the British have detailed at length.
Podcast: Monday, Jun 15, 2020
Why Broomsticks Are Not Crack Pipes
Ned and Meg discuss some of what we think are the self-evident causes of the Salem witch trials, as well as some very unlikely causes, which we ridicule. We also crap all over authors who half-ass their work because it’s paltry, pathetic, and they should know their parents are disappointed in them. Wash your hands and wear your mask!
Podcast: Thursday, Jun 11, 2020
Short, Phooey Pantone Bullshit
In this short, we vent about Pantone’s hilariously terrible website and criticize the supposed utility of color matching technology. Wash your hands and wear your mask!
Podcast: Monday, Jun 8, 2020
I Don't Knowwww
Ned and Meg discuss the FCBM website, our domain name collection/addiction, unscrupulous and repugnant real estate developers, ADHD, escalating dares, and defiance. Take a mental walk with us. Wash your hands!
Podcast: Thursday, Jun 4, 2020
Short, Video Games As Expression
Ned spends a few minutes talking about the concept of video games as an artistic medium.
Podcast: Monday, Jun 1, 2020
Making Bread With Chet
Ned and Meg and Damon discuss making things to eat. Quarantine gave us a lot of time to make food from scratch and boy were we ever foolish for not doing this sooner. We discuss different delicacies and delectable dishes. Hey it’s June! Wash your hands!