Feature Creep: Built-in Microwave; The Podcast
With a loose focus on design, and a heavy dose of absurdity, we discuss a variety of topics that we hope you will find relevant to your own life. Or, at least you might find them entertaining. Please enjoy.1
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With your consent, of course. ↩︎
Podcast: Thursday, Jun 18, 2020
Short, Deesplaining Flowers
In this short, Meg over-explains flowers to Ned and Damon. We discuss Graveolens and Geraniums and the differences between them, which the British have detailed at length.
Podcast: Monday, Jun 15, 2020
Why Broomsticks Are Not Crack Pipes
Ned and Meg discuss some of what we think are the self-evident causes of the Salem witch trials, as well as some very unlikely causes, which we ridicule. We also crap all over authors who half-ass their work because it’s paltry, pathetic, and they should know their parents are disappointed in them. Wash your hands and wear your mask!
Podcast: Thursday, Jun 11, 2020
Short, Phooey Pantone Bullshit
In this short, we vent about Pantone’s hilariously terrible website and criticize the supposed utility of color matching technology. Wash your hands and wear your mask!
Podcast: Monday, Jun 8, 2020
I Don't Knowwww
Ned and Meg discuss the FCBM website, our domain name collection/addiction, unscrupulous and repugnant real estate developers, ADHD, escalating dares, and defiance. Take a mental walk with us. Wash your hands!
Podcast: Thursday, Jun 4, 2020
Short, Video Games As Expression
Ned spends a few minutes talking about the concept of video games as an artistic medium.
Podcast: Monday, Jun 1, 2020
Making Bread With Chet
Ned and Meg and Damon discuss making things to eat. Quarantine gave us a lot of time to make food from scratch and boy were we ever foolish for not doing this sooner. We discuss different delicacies and delectable dishes. Hey it’s June! Wash your hands!
Podcast: Thursday, May 28, 2020
Short, TRISH
Ned and Meg talk about the Translational Research Institute for Space Health! The first week of June we will participate in a series of webinars on behavioral health and performance in space! Wash your hands! Wear a mask!
Podcast: Monday, May 25, 2020
Quarantine Show And Tell With Wind
Ned and Meg visit with their friend Wind (aka Ria) over the internet while we all isolate, alone, together. We discuss how high fences make good and possibly dead neighbors. We ponder rock sizes. We get a very special virtual tour of Wind’s childhood bedroom. Enjoy! Wash your hands!
Podcast: Thursday, May 21, 2020
Short, Design Rant
Ned and Meg do a snack-sized Thursday podcast about Applied Arts and Design. It’s a rant really, and who doesn’t love those, especially right now. Enjoy. Wash your hands!
Podcast: Monday, May 18, 2020
Words with Random, The Long One
Ned and Meg are back with more random word games, and this episode is twice as long, and 17 times as funny! Ned made a list of 96 words (overachiever) and used them as prompts for Meg to expound on. This episode has already led to several spinoff projects and spawned a new species of absurdism. Enjoy! Wash your hands!